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Dear The Wall, I think you are my favorite new game show!
Dear Fireworks, Listen, I like you, but when you are falling all over my roof and backyard at 1am, that’s just too much. #overit
Dear The Olympics, I wish you were on every summer. Only 3 more years!
Dear Running, I wish I liked you. I really do. But any more than like 4 minutes straight is just too much.
Dear My Closet, My can’t you clean yourself out. I would likely never know the difference. LOL!
Dear Newlyweds, I still own all your DVD’s and plan to do some binge-watching while B is out of town. Perhaps it’s reasons like you that my closet will never get clean. Hmmm.
Dear McDonalds, Those new Minute Maid Slushies? YES!
Dear L and W, Stop fighting! You literally fight about nothing. I know it’s what brothers do, but still!
Dear Comcast, Thanks for wasting 1.5 hours of my life telling how bad my download / upload speeds were. I KNOW. No idea why you can’t do all these special “resets” and “adjustments” during the first 5 minutes of the call….
