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Bitchy Box is a monthly subscription box that offers Angry Vajayjay Survival Kits for that time of the month. Boxes are filled with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks and handpicked gifts and are aimed to conquer your cravings as you ride the crimson wave towards cramps of disaster. Subscription cycles range from light, medium, and heavy (3, 6, or 12-month) flows. They also offer one-time purchase themed boxes.
Cost: $22/month (3-month minimum purchase).Single Theme Box (as reviewed): $25
Ships To: United States.
Coupon Code: N/A
Disclosure: This complimentary box was received for review purposes. All opinions are my own, and no compensation was received.
Bitchy Box ships via USPS. The “Angry Vajayjay Survival Kit” arrived wrapped on plain brown paper, which I liked. You may be okay with getting that box in the mail, but you may not want your neighbors to see if. However, they mention on their website that they are NOT PC and note that “If you are offended by “dirty words” we might not be the subscription box for you!“.
The Bitchy Box Waves of Disaster Box included the following items:
~Fred Manatea Tea Infuser ($9.99): I wish I liked tea because this guy is SO CUTE! You fill him with loose tea and hangs from the side of your mug infusing your tea while you drink.
~Rishi Apple Ginseng Tea (1/4oz) (~$1): Bitchy Box also included a tea sample so you can use your Manatea right away!
~TonyMoly I’m Real Seaweeds Mask Sheet Skin Purifying($3.75): The “I’m Real” Mask cleanses your skin with natural oils and waters. I have always been happy with TonyMoly masks, but my skin is in need of a break!
~Harebrained Crimson Wave Period Panties ($8): LOL!!! How funny are these? The website description includes the following quote from one of the best movies ever – Clueless ““Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” Seriously, the best!
~Sweets Taffy (~$3): Sweets Taffy is non-stick and comes in an assortment of flavors. Time of the month boxes tend to include a lot of chocolate, so this is a nice change of pace.
~Scalp Massager (~$2): My scalp is tingly just thinking about this! It’s designed to provide deep relaxation and helps reduce stress. My 9-year-old has one of these and thinks it’s the best thing ever!
The Bitchy Box Waves of Disaster Box had a value of about $28. Not a huge value, but it’s a fun box.