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Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for “snarky individuals and cynical assholes.” They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.
Smartass and Sass ships via USPS around the 20th of the month.
This box isn’t for everyone, but I get a kick out of it.
The October 2017 “Boo, You Whore Box” Smartass and Sass box included the following items:
~Bag of Tricks Makeup Bag by Cheeky Mint ($19.99): LOL! The Bag of Tricks is 11 x 8 inches and has a lining for easy clean-up. It’s big enough for all your tricks and maybe some treats too!
~Boo, You Whore Tumbler by Smartass & Sass ($10): Love this! I have a bit of a tumbler/water bottle/mug addiction, and this will fit right in. It’s certainly the sassiest of the bunch and the only one in my collection with a Mean Girls quote (which makes me love it even more).
~Be A Little Wild Keychain Flask by About Face Designs ($8): This is a real 1oz flask that attaches to your keyring. I’m not sure I’d ever actually fill it up, but it’s good to know that the option is there.
~Hair of the Dog How-To Bottle Opener by Smartass & Sass ($4): LOL! I haven’t cured a hangover like this in years! But between the flask and the emoji instructions here, it seems like Smartass & Sass wants to make it happen again.
~Eat, Drink and Be Scary Decal by Boo, Witches ($3.50): This vinyl would be cute on a wine glass or water bottle. I am not sure how it would hold up in the dishwasher, so I will end up hand-washing whatever I put it in.
~Paper Voodoo Notepad by Knock Knock ($6.99): Knock Knock notepads are always entertaining! I feel like my children would enjoy drawing on this more than I need to put a hex on someone, but I will save a few sheets for myself just in case.
~Bonus Item: Smartass & Sass Stickers: Stickers! You can never have enough stickers in my book. I grew up in the 80’s when they had sticker stores at the mall, and I have a paper planner now that I love to put stickers in. They also are fun to use to decorate card envelopes with.
All totaled I came up with a value of $52.50 for the October 2017 Smartass and Sass box. I liked the box and the contents, but I would have liked to see a little higher value on this. I do want to mention that Smartass & Sass pays their vendors a fair price for items included in their boxes, so that is something to keep in mind (some boxes do get free or heavily discounted products).