Letters


Friday’s Letters

Dear Summer, Where did you go???

Dear Advocare, I don’t know what I would do without you and your Spark.

Dear Teacher Letter, Please come today so we know who L has this year!!!

Dear House Hunters International, I just love seeing how much houses cost in other parts of the world. Fascinating.

Dear B, Thanks for fixing the washing machine.  Again.  You are very handy to have around.

Dear Contact Paper, I hope you are as easy to work with as Amazon claims you are.  My desktop is looking a mess and I am hoping you are going to help me fix it.

Dear W, I love watching you play Pokemon Go.  You just throw those balls wherever you want and somehow they eventually hit the guys.  No idea how this works, but it does!

Dear Baxter, I miss you.


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Dear B, We can’t wait to see you!!!

Dear Subway, Not sure why, but I am always surprised by how much I like your subs. It’s like I forget in between visits.

Dear 90 Day Fiance, I am ready for the new season! So ready!

Dear Our Fair Fish, Please live a long time.

Dear Timehop, You are making me realize I was a bit of a vaguebooker in past years.  Or perhaps I just can’t remember anything anymore?

Dear Riced Cauliflower, You are good, but I can’t be fooled into thinking you are rice.

Dear Louisiana, My thoughts, and prayers are with you.


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Dear My Painting Skills, You clearly need some work because you messed up a project that is supposed to be unable to be messed up. #fail.

Dear Michael Phelps, You are a beast. A complete beast. Incredible. I get chills just watching.

Dear Schwans, I am super impressed with your new fancy frozen pizzas. Very good.

Dear This Hot Weather, I am so over you. Every says I will miss you when it’s snowing and -20 degrees out, but no, I won’t. How does one miss when it’s 95 degrees out with 90% humidity? They don’t.

Dear Simone Manuel, The look on your face when you won the gold medal was everything. Pure joy.

Dear Advocare, I can’t wait to get my Blue Raspberry spark. I can only hope it’s as good as I am expecting it to me.

Dear L’s School, Wait, now half days don’t all end at the same time?  Some end at one time and some end 20 minutes later?  That doesn’t make it too confusing or anything.

Dear NBC, If you showed some of these events live (cough, cough gymnastics) maybe people wouldn’t have to stay up until 12am to watch them?????


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Dear The Opening Ceremony, I am so ready for you! cannot wait!!!

Dear LuLaRoe Periscope Parties, I don’t know why, but I enjoy watching you. Seeing people shop the box is oddly calming.

Dear Johnny Bananas, I am still annoyed by you.

Dear L and W, Hope you are having fun up-north! I miss you!

Dear Target, You had some good Pokemon yesterday. For real. The lady in the bread aisle looked at me like I was nuts while stopping to catch one, but whatever.

Dear B, You are hysterical. Listening to your commentary while packing for National Guard is always amazing. What would I do without you?

Dear Bad Moms, I am still laughing thinking about you!

Dear Going To Bed Early, There really is nothing better.  Seriously!

Dear The Dentist, I will never be a fan, but I did like that you had a “comfort menu”.  I mean, coming to your office will never be like going to a hotel, but the blanket, headphones, etc. options are nice.


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Dear Rachel Zoe Box of Style, I am so ready for the Hero Spoiler reveal on Monday.  Please be amazing.

Dear Pokemon Go, You make me glad I have an unlimited data plan.

Dear L, You crack me up.  Your school supply list calls for 12 #2 pencils, not “12 hashtag2 pencils”.  LOLOLOLOL!!

Dear This Summer, What happened to you? I feel like you are going by so fast! Slow down!

Dear Me, Go to bed earlier.

Dear Candy Crush, Stop being so addicting so that I want to go to bed earlier.

Dear W, I love that you had your first Field Trip yesterday!  And you got to ride the school bus there?  OMG, such a big day!

Dear Bad Moms, I can’t wait to see you!!!


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Dear This Week, I am so glad you are over. So glad.

Dear Facebook Quizzes, Why do I feel the need to take every single one of you?

Dear Rio, I am ready for you to start!  Bring on the swimming and gymnastics!

Dear The Pressure Cooker, You were a little scary last night. I was pretty nervous (okay super nervous) when the pressure was being released. But all turned out well.

Dear Dave & Busters, Thanks for being one place everyone on the family can always agree on.

Dear Nordstrom, Only you and your #nsale can make me think buying kid’s boots in 100-degree weather is totally normal.

Dear The New Facebook Pages, It’s going to take me a minute to get you figured out, but I am sure I will end up liking you just fine.

Dear Baxter, I miss you. So does Buddy.  SO much. 


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Dear The Doctors and Nurses at the Hospital, Thanks for fixing B all up and making him better!

Dear Pokemon Go, I don’t know that I “get” you, but L thinks you are amazing. Plus, he doesn’t complain anymore about running errands with me because he can play while we are out and about. So basically I love you.

Dear Target Clearance, As usual, thanks for the great deals.

Dear Reddit Match, I hope you like the gift I sent. I tried. I really did!

Dear My Cousin, Eeek!  This is the big weekend!  You’re getting MARRIED! Congrats!

Dear Camp, Thank you for being so much fun for my boys. They love going so much!

Dear Costco, I don’t know why you had winter jackets out for sale in July, but I’ll admit, I bought some for the boys.  Because when I need jackets for them in November, you’ll only have swimsuits.

Dear L and W, I LOVE that you have been having sleepovers in L’s room.  I have been hoping this would happen ever since L got bunkbeds and it’s finally here.  So so so sweet!


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Dear Instagram, Hmm, I didn’t realize you had that incoming message request feature. Sorry to whomever I haven’t replied to in 22 weeks.

Dear The Secret Life of Pets, I hope you are as good as I am expecting you to be!

Dear The New Radio Station in Town, You are everything. It’s all anyone can talk about and I don’t blame them one bit. Way better than the sports talk that used to be on.

Dear My 4th of July Decorations, You are now Olympic decorations.

Dear Paw Patrol, How about you bring that summer tour to my town?  My kids (even L would be down) wouldn’t mind seeing that Paw Patroller roll into town.

Dear My Thumb, I have noticed that, if I don’t move you, you don’t hurt. Sounds good to me. #textinginjury

Dear Instagram, I must say, I am not down with your changes. I hope soon you will give people the option to switch back to old view where it sorted by time and not by popularity or whatever the new way is!


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Dear The Tigers, Amazing win last night! I was not expecting that at all.

Dear The Cider Mill, You are more fun in the summer than in the fall. And less crowded. And bee free!

Dear B, We can’t wait to see you.

Dear Rain, Please come visit us. PLEASE!

Dear The Olympic Trials: I love you.

Dear The Starbucks Barista, Thank you for giving me a Venti Iced Coffee when I only ordered (and paid for) a Tall because you liked my “party” nails.

Dear Advocare, When are you announcing the next new Spark flavor? I am ready!

Dear July Subscription Box Spoilers, Where are you all?  I am ready!


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Dear The Boys, I am so glad you both loved camp this week!

Dear Advocare, That Pineapple Coconut Spark can’t get here fast enough today. Happy Birthday to Me!

Dear Costco / Sams Club, Thanks for keeping me stocked up on bulk drinks for the neighborhood kids this summer. They play hard!

Dear Big Brother, I love that you are on so many times per week. Love it.

Dear Periscope, You are the best distraction tool ever.

Dear Starbucks, Thanks for the free drink yesterday.  Note to self – a venti iced coffee at 7pm is not the best idea ever.

Dear My Mom, Thanks for helping the boys with whatever my birthday surprise is (they haven’t let me see yet)!

Dear B, We miss you!  See you soon!