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Dear Baxter, It’s totally unnecessary that you come in the bathroom with me EVERY morning. It’s not a party in there and it might be the only time for the next few hours I am actually alone. So stop it.
Dear The Ice Cream Man, Don’t be blaring your music in my neighborhood and then NOT come down my street. My kid has been talking about you ALL winter so how about tonight you bring that truck right by my house? Okay?
Dear My Friends, You all crack me up. I get the most hysterical calls and texts and I love them all. You are the best.
Dear Me, Where those two book you bought at Target this week really necessary? I’m pretty sure there is a stack of unread books on your nightstand. But at least you didn’t buy the Amanda Knox book. Yet.
Dear B, You may not know it, but we have a busy weekend in front of us. SO much to do. Be ready. Or at least be ready for me to be busy and for you to make sure the kids are happy. Oh, and I don’t care what you say because WB looks totally adorable in flip flops.
Dear Our Local Park, If you put up a “treasure map” on your playground equipment, guess what? Kids are going to look for the treasure on your walking trail in the woods. But of course their is no treasure which makes my kid want to hunt more. Guess which mom is going to hide a treasure??? This one.
Dear My Neighbor Who Is Moving, I will miss your unsecured wireless network. It came in handy when mine was down or was being all funky. No one else in the neighborhood has an unsecured network but you ;(. Oh, and it took all my willpower not to send a “message” to print on your printer, which was also hooked up on your network ;).
Dear L, You are so sweet. You push your brother on the swings, play with the neighborhood dogs and listen nice at school. And I am so so proud of you for not going all crazy on that kid at school that refers to you as “baby face”. Just shake it off. You don’t have to call him names back! Plus, I think it’s good. I’d be baby if someone referred to me as “baby face”.
