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Dear Blogher, This just isn’t going to work out this year. How about you come to a Midwestern city again next year and I will be there for sure. Actually how about Las Vegas? Any excuse to get to Vegas is a good excuse.
Dear L, I am sorry you haven’t caught a fish yet. It’s going to happen this summer, it just has to. And Dear Fish, please jump on his hook already!
Dear Anthony Weiner, You sure love you some sexting don’t you? Your code name of “Carlos Danger”? I don’t even know where to begin with that. I think perhaps that name bothers me more than the sexting itself.
Dear WB, The other day when you randomly threw up in the car? Yeah, let’s not do that again. And the fact that you were laughing two seconds after it happened? Not funny!
Dear B’s Friend A, I hear you and B are going out tonight “no questions asked”. Umm, I have a question. Where in the world do you two think you are going? No matter, I will find out when one of you two checks in on FourSquare.
Dear School Supply Shoppers, Is there some reason you are all buying school supplies in July? Last I checked we’ve got over a month before school starts in MI? Should I be out buying crayons now too?
Dear GinaMarie, Enough about Nick already! Enough. You knew him for what, two days? Come on.
Dear US Weekly and Star, I will sit on my patio tonight and read you. No matter what. And maybe even with a frozen drink.
