Friday’s Letters

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Dear My Parents, Happy Anniversary!!!!! I won’t say how many years it’s been, because frankly, it makes all of us look quite old, but it’s been a LONG time! Luckily for you two kiddos, I don’t have any of your old wedding pictures in my computer or I’d be posting those too!

Dear Everyone Else, Happy Valentine’s Day! If you don’t have a Valentine, no worries, we can all chat about the Games and eat chocolate together on Facebook tonight (B has school)!

Dear L, I don’t know how you do it, but once again, you have gotten sick just before vacation. Hopefully this goes away just as quickly as it came.

Dear MailPeople, Where were you yesterday? It took two trucks and three stops, all after 5pm to actually get my mail to me. What’s up? Where is my lady?  I miss her.

Dear Jeremy Abbott, Listen, when you crashed on that jump yesterday I am pretty sure I thought they were going to have to cart you off the ice on a sled or something.  But you got back up and finished skating.  And you nailed it.  Amazing.

Dear Parents at L’s School, STOP waiting in the bus line for your kids.  I am certain it’s easier that way.  For you anyway.  For the rest of us, it makes it 100x harder to get in and out of the parking lot.

Dear Slopestyle Skiers,  I am so distracted by your pants falling down that I cannot even tell what you are doing.

Dear Me, When did you get so old?  First complaining about the club like atmosphere or abercrombie kids and now this.

Dear Matt Lauer, You are now the busiest man in Sochi. You are on my television non-stop.  You may not do this with the fluidity of Bob Costas, but you certainly have this under control.

Dear More Restaurants, Please consider getting drive-thrus.  We need you. And we need you even more in the winer.

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Jennifer is the author and founder of Subscription Box Ramblings. She first discovered subscription boxes in 2012 and has been addicted since. Current favorites include CAUSEBOX, Boxycharm and Beachly!

This Post Has 22 Comments

  1. cindy

    can hardly waitto hear what fabuloso things you did for your family and school for valentines and i know they will do something for you equally as fab

    1. Jennifer

      Ha. I doubt it!

  2. Lisa D

    Happy V Day to Jen and your family 🙂

    1. Jennifer

      Thank you!

  3. Jenny

    No school here today. LOL Boys are outside getting soaked in the slushy melty snow. 🙂 i never got mail yesterday. Actually none of the neighborhoods around here did and my streets were plowed so no excuses. 🙁

    1. Jennifer

      OMG you are never going back to school!

  4. Jen K

    YES! Those pants falling off the skiers were so distracting. When Henrik (Sweden) and Kenworthy (US) were skiing, all I saw was what I kept thinking was their underpants and Kenworthy constantly pulling down his jersey. What’s up with that! But seriously amazing skiing.

    And yes! Jeremy Abbot! How the crowd loved him!

    1. Jennifer

      You’d think that would annoy the skiers? I guess not though!

  5. Jessica

    I am with you on the pants thing with the skiing!! We were all watching the tv wondering why they couldn’t get pants that stayed up. So we came to the conclusion that there must be a reason for it!!
    Happy valentines day!

    1. Jennifer

      I’d love to know the reason!!!!!!!

  6. Rebecca

    A couple of things…
    First, what the heck were you drinking this morning!? Some of those letters cracked me up. Ha ha.
    Second, that recovery from Jeremy Abbot was great. I knew he was not getting back up but so glad he did. I hope it pays off!
    Third, I hope you give your mail lady a lot of love during Christmas for all the boxes she brings to you throughout the year! She’s probably exhausted by the time she gets back to her little truck. LOL!
    Happy Valentine’s Day to you and your family!

    1. Jennifer

      I bet they were all over the place. I was so out of it sleepy when I wrote those!!!!

      Oh she wasn’t there yesterday. She rules. It’s the other subs that get it messed up.

      1. Rebecca

        The best part about Valentine’s Day is the after VDay sales at Target. I’ve been waiting all week for Saturday to come so I can stock up!

        1. Jennifer

          I can’t wait!

  7. alyssa

    I guess they didn’t provide the skiers with the correct sized pants or aren’t feeding them enough lol.
    Usps cracked me up yesterday updating my fortune cookie soap tracking to ” no authorized recipient available” when everyone was home lol it really wasn’t delivered cause there was too much damn snow on my driveway we have like 19 inches. All I can say is there better not be snow on the 25th I’ve waited too long for this surgery for mother nature to screw it up lol.

    1. Jennifer

      That is a ton of snow!

    1. Jennifer

      LOL! They are!!!

  8. Jill

    I asked my bf the other day where Bob Costas goes when it’s not the olympics. Like, he just disappears for 2 years and only does olympics coverage. He totally laughed at me – apparently Bob Costas works other sporting events too but olympics is the only one I watch!

    1. Jennifer

      LOL! I never see him either!

  9. Allison

    I agree on the need for more restaurant drive-thrus, especially during winter, and especially THIS winter! I’m lucky to have a Starbucks drive-thru 5 min. away.

    1. Jennifer

      Totally! We have a drive-thru Panera which is awesome. Then Starbucks, Tim Hortons and and all the other coffee / fast food places, but we need more!

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