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Dear L, Your new addition to “YoubTube” videos is getting out of hand. I do see why you are sucked in though because I also find myself unable to turn away. But still, all we are doing is watch other people play Minecraft!
Dear Teen Mom, I can’t believe you haven’t ever won any awards for best tv show ever? You are being robbed. So robbed. Because you are the best tv show ever.
Dear Coffee, I am so glad we are friends. That’s it. I like you.
Dear WB, You had an awesome first week in your big boy bed! Let’s keep up the good work!
Dear Fitbit, Everyone was right, you do have the best customer service ever. B’s fitbit broke and I e-mailed you and you happily offered to get him back on track with a new one. Free. Never will I buy a different brand of activity trackers. Ever.
Dear Girl at Target, Just an FYI, when your actual butt cheeks are hanging out of your shorts, they *might* be a little too short. Just a little.
Dear “Share A Coke”, Ugh. Why don’t you have “Jennifer”? Seriously, it’s one of the most common names ever and I can’t find my name on a bottle. And it’s driving me crazy.
Dear Me, You need to learn how to hang things up yourself. How hard can it be to use a level and a drill? Not too hard I bet? Get on it. We have stuff to put up.
Dear Toys, The clean out is headed your way this weekend. So many of you need to go. And I cannot wait to gain that extra space all over the house. So excited about that.
