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Dear First Week of School, I couldn’t have asked for better. Thanks for not throwing us any curveballs. Well, except that bird that flew into our house the morning of the first day. That was kinda funny though.
Dear Kerri (from Dating Naked), Listen, the feelings aren’t mutual, Chris just isn’t that into you. He’s hot, I get it. But I just don’t see this ending the way you want. Sorry.
Dear L’s Teacher, Homework is only going to be sent home once a month? I cannot thank you enough!
Dear Pumpkin Spice, Who started this craze? Do we really need pumpkin spice everything? Seriously, who thought of Pumpkin Spice Water? And Pumpkin Spice Twinkies? Nope.
Dear Mom2Mom Sale, I’m still trying to figure out how I volunteered for you. I am hoping to pass you on to some other mom who is ready to chair an event ASAP. I promise to leave incredible notes though.
Dear B, When did we get so old that we now think 9pm is late to start a football game?
Dear Fantasy Football, I think I want to join a league next year. I know nothing, but it seems like it’d be fun.
Dear WB, Yes, I also hope you get to go on the playground today. Because if you don’t, I am going to hear about it all.weekend.long.
Dear Buzz Feed, You’re right. I will never ever have to look up a phone number in a giant phone book again. It’s hard to believe we use to have to do that!
