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Dear Teen Mom, You are a train wreck. I will so miss you on my tv every week though. Until next season!
Dear The Pope, You’re everywhere. You must be exhausted.
Dear L, I was ridiculously excited for you when you came home from school yesterday telling me about how you kicked a homerun in kickball at recess. That’s a big deal when you are in 2nd grade! Go L!
Dear Naps, I don’t know why WB hates you and gave you up so long ago. I am also blown away when I hear about other 3 year olds who nap. Amazing.
Dear The Bouqs, You delivered my anniversary flowers a day late (I guess that could have been FedEx’s fault, but I am blaming you) and they looked like absolute crap when I pulled them out of the box. A few hours in some water thought and wow, they looked amazing. And still do a week later. Impressive.
Dear People, Why do you stand behind newscasters? Do you just think it’s fun to be on tv? I know you are just trying to look all casual like you happened to just stop there and they just happen to be filming, but no one’s buying it.
Dear PTO Meeting, You were almost fun last night. Almost.
Dear B, Safe travels today! I will see you when you get home!
Dear Buddy, I know rolling in gross things is “fun”, but you gotta stop. Or at least find less smelly things to roll in!
