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Dear Trainwreck, You weren’t as funny as I thought you would be.
Dear My Boys, If you guys get a cat, which I admit are pretty cute, please also get a giant air filter.
Dear Teen Mom, When are you going to be back on my tv? Please say soon. Please.
Dear Telemarketers, Why do you continue to call my cell phone? Isn’t that what the Do Not Call List is for? I guess not.
Dear Hollywood Blind Items, You are absolutely fascinating. I can never totally figure out who you are referring to, but I like to guess.
Dear L, You are the absolute sweetest kid. I am so proud to be your mom.
Dear White Couches, I am quite pleased you are still white. Hopefully you stay this way for another week or two.
Dear All These New Social Media Sites, During a little presentation on internet safety at the PTO meeting I realized I didn’t even know what some of you were. I need to get caught up before my 7 year-old tries getting on these sites!
Dear Xfinity, Is there ever a time of day your store isn’t insane? Please tell me when this magical time is because I want to come them.