Friday’s Letters

Dear Peter Pan, I forgot what a good movie you are. L and I enjoyed watching you so much yesterday.…

Dear Magic Mike Boys, I hear you are hinting at a sequel. That sounds fabulous. How about for this one…

Dear B, Thank you so much for giving me those super "helpful" tips about how to do the laundry. If…

Dear My New Planner, Get here soon so I can get planning. I didn't know that I used my planner…

Dear CC Company, Okay, fine, you caught me. I did indeed go to 4 different Targets in one day. I…

Dear The Fiscal Cliff, I hope someone does something (and fast) about you so we don't fall off. Dear Snow,…

The Flu, I don't know if it was you or something if it was something I ate, but I am…

Dear Denise Richards, You are a class act. Taking care of your ex-husband's & his ex-wife's kids while she is…

Dear Birchbox, Pretty sure I almost fell off my chair last night when when I got a shipping notification from…

Dear L, When you have a cold, screaming and crying about it is not going to make your runny nose…

Fridays Letters

Dear B, When I bought "Where the Wild Things Are" on DVD the other day, it was NOT an invitation…

Dear Snow, I am super excited for you to make an appearance. If it's going to be cold outside, it…

Dear Katie (@ Katie's Kitchen), You are my hero. Without you I would never have known spam filters existed for…

Dear Spam Comments, I really do not understand where you are coming from or who / what actually creates you,…

Dear My SIL, Good thing you sent me those pictures I wanted for my "project". We all know how amazing…

Dear The Situation, Don't screw things up with Paula. She seems like such a nice girl and I am assuming…

Dear A-Hole Who Tried to Use My Credit Card At Target, Umm you are lucky you didn't get arrested. You…

Dear WB, I tried your formula the other day and OMG, I totally understand why you hate your bottles. I don't…

Dear People I am Related to Who Are in Vegas, I am so jealous. So are my kids. L wants…

Dear Lady at Salad Place, My baby is not "tiny", but thanks for throwing in your two cents in on…

Dear Groupon, Thank you SO much for the tracking number of the item I purchased. I wondered why it was…

Dear U-verse: I received that wireless tv router thing I requested, but did you have to make it so complicated…

Dear System Scammers, I detest you. Making the system work in your favor is one thing. Totally scamming it is…

Dear Buddy, We weren't sure who was ruining our flower beds and didn't want to accuse anyone without proof. Until…