Fridays Letters
Dear Deli Counter Lady / Meat Slicer, Thank you for slicing 3 pounds of the worst cut turkey I have…
Letters
Friday’s Letters
Dear All My Packages, Where are you? Seriously I feel like you are all in some black hole of mail…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Friday, I'm in Love! (Saturday wait. And sunday always comes too late…..) Dear B, The casino on Monday? Well…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Daniel Tiger, You are no Mr. Rogers. Your song tricks me on occasion into thinking I am going to…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Nordstrom Girls, I cannot thank you enough for fixing my way too expensive Tom Ford sunglasses I got for…
Friday’s Letters
Dear MGM Grand, Thank you for not taking all of my money. You took a little, but I didn't lose…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Thursdays Nights on NBC, I am so glad you are back. You are one of the best nights on…
Friday’s Letters
Dear L's Music Teacher, I'd love to know what you were wearing yesterday that made L tell me you looked…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Morning, Why do you have to come so soon? Getting up early (i.e. before 9am) sucks. I've been seeing…
Friday’s Letters
Dear L, I can't even tell you how much I have enjoyed this all time we've gotten to spend together…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Garage Sale, You better be worth it because frankly, I am already over you and you haven't really even…
Friday’s Letters
Dear B, Thank you for the flowers. And for doing the dishes last night. And for being such a good…
Friday’s Letters
Dear IKEA, Sadly we were unable to connect this week. Hopefully we'll be able to work something out next week,…
Friday’s Letters
Dear H&M, OMG finally. We can finally shop online. I can't believe it has taken this long, but I am…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Blogher, This just isn't going to work out this year. How about you come to a Midwestern city again…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Target, I'll see you later. For the Summer Clearance and for some things I actually NEED, including hangers. Please…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Me, What a brilliant idea to stay up until past 3am "organizing" last night. You won't be too tired…
Friday’s Letters
Dear WB, Did you seriously try to get up at 6am yesterday? Seriously? Come on. You know that's not happening.…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Hulu, I was so overwhelmed by all your trashy reality show content last night that I ended up watching…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Apple Jacks Cereal, Since when did you change colors? You used to be, well, the color of the inside…
Friday’s Letters
Dear L, After you wash your hands, it is unnecessary to walk around holding them in the air like a…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, I haven't seen you in over a year and I think it's time. Don't tell B,…
Friday’s Letters
Dear GAP, An 40% off sale items, PLUS 14% cash back through ebates? Seriously? What are you trying to do…
Friday’s Letters
Dear Ryan Lochte, I'm sorry, but I was CRACKING up at this interview you did. But I will admit, you…