Friday’s Letters
Dear My Internet, You suck. And Dear AT&T, please do not direct me to use the customer service on the…
Dear My Internet, You suck. And Dear AT&T, please do not direct me to use the customer service on the…
Dear Target.com, Why you required signature deliver on two gift cards I had ordered but not on B's iPad Air…
Dear Thanksgiving, You were fun! I think I am still full, however, it was worth it. Also, why don't people eating…
Dear Deli Counter Lady / Meat Slicer, Thank you for slicing 3 pounds of the worst cut turkey I have…
Dear All My Packages, Where are you? Seriously I feel like you are all in some black hole of mail…
Dear Friday, I'm in Love! (Saturday wait. And sunday always comes too late…..) Dear B, The casino on Monday? Well…
Dear Daniel Tiger, You are no Mr. Rogers. Your song tricks me on occasion into thinking I am going to…
Dear Nordstrom Girls, I cannot thank you enough for fixing my way too expensive Tom Ford sunglasses I got for…
Dear MGM Grand, Thank you for not taking all of my money. You took a little, but I didn't lose…
Dear Thursdays Nights on NBC, I am so glad you are back. You are one of the best nights on…
Dear L's Music Teacher, I'd love to know what you were wearing yesterday that made L tell me you looked…
Dear Morning, Why do you have to come so soon? Getting up early (i.e. before 9am) sucks. I've been seeing…
Dear L, I can't even tell you how much I have enjoyed this all time we've gotten to spend together…
Dear Garage Sale, You better be worth it because frankly, I am already over you and you haven't really even…
Dear B, Thank you for the flowers. And for doing the dishes last night. And for being such a good…
Dear IKEA, Sadly we were unable to connect this week. Hopefully we'll be able to work something out next week,…
Dear H&M, OMG finally. We can finally shop online. I can't believe it has taken this long, but I am…
Dear Blogher, This just isn't going to work out this year. How about you come to a Midwestern city again…
Dear Target, I'll see you later. For the Summer Clearance and for some things I actually NEED, including hangers. Please…
Dear Me, What a brilliant idea to stay up until past 3am "organizing" last night. You won't be too tired…
Dear WB, Did you seriously try to get up at 6am yesterday? Seriously? Come on. You know that's not happening.…
Dear Hulu, I was so overwhelmed by all your trashy reality show content last night that I ended up watching…
Dear Apple Jacks Cereal, Since when did you change colors? You used to be, well, the color of the inside…
Dear L, After you wash your hands, it is unnecessary to walk around holding them in the air like a…
Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, I haven't seen you in over a year and I think it's time. Don't tell B,…