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Dear Verizon, Guess what? I can’t cash that $0.25 check you sent me. The ATM spits it back out at me like it knows just how stupid it is that you sent this. You win, keep my quarter.
Dear Disney World, I will see you this summer. Don’t run out of grab bags before I get there!
Dear B, That fro-yo last night was a great idea and fun after school surprise for L. Starbucks in the morning and Orange Leaf at night is pretty fabulous if you ask me.
Dear Michigan State, Listen, it’s time to get it together. Let’s start by winning the Big Ten Tournament this weekend and go from there. I want to have a fun March Madness and you can make that happen.
Dear L, You got a snow day this week plus you get to spend the night at your Nana and Papa’s house tonight? Lucky duck! You’ve got it good kid. Real good.
Dear People I Have Hidden on Facebook, I don’t really want you hidden anymore, but I also don’t know how to unhide you, so well, you are staying hidden. I am sorry. I mean sort of.
Dear U-verse, We will be breaking up soon. You basically suck. Your fix to make our internet faster did not fix it at all. It may even be slower now. Not sure.
Dear Radar Online, When I am not searching for information on the missing plane (WHERE ARE YOU), I am reading your trashy articles and loving them. No idea why Jenelle is video taping arguments, but I’m watching.
Dear Texting, You are much more fun with pictures. Much more fun. Although I am super glad cell phone cameras didn’t exist while I was in high school / college. That would have been bad news. Bad.news.
Dear WB, You are hysterical and sneaky and wild all at the same time. If who you are when you are two is who you are when you are twelve, I am in so much trouble.
