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Dear Baxter, I have no idea how you ended up locked in the bathroom yesterday and I don’t know that I want to know. I do know that I need to learn how to open locked door so the neighbor doesn’t have to come help me every time this happens.
Dear Rain, Enough already. The farm field trip is going to be a muddy mess today thanks to you. Cut it out.
Dear Someone That Knows, Please just tell us already what happened with Jay-Z and Solange. Please? I am guessing whatever it is isn’t anywhere near the crazy theory I read that Beyonce is really Solange’s mom and that Solange is really Ivy Blue’s mom.
Dear Headbands, Why do you have to give me a headache? And Dear Me, Why don’t you realize it’s the headband until like 4 hours after the headache starts and thing else is fixing it?
Dear My Cousin, Come on, come to Vegas with all of us this fall. Don’t be lame. We’ll go see Britney Spears and do fun Vegas stuff! It might take me two weeks to recover, but we’ll do it!
Dear L, So Mr., you are a little social butterfly at school huh? I will have to take the blame for that one since your Daddy isn’t really a fan of talking. To anyone.
Dear TJ Maxx, I miss you! Hopefully I will get to see you this weekend. I think I will ;).
Dear Flowers, Is it okay to plant you this weekend or is it going to snow again? For real. I need to know. Because at this point, nothing would surprise me!
Dear WB, Never have I seen someone as excited to take a nap and go to bed as you. You literally bounce down the hall when I announce it’s bed time. You clearly take after your father.
