Friday’s Letters

Dear The Bank, You win, I am getting a new ATM pin number. Enjoy that $5 you are charging me…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting "the perfect" selfie to post. No,…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Baxter, Stop messing with the big dogs in the neighborhood. Seriously. You are going to get eaten. Dear GAP…

Friday’s Letters

Dear WB, I am so glad your cold is gone. So glad! You are not very fun when you are sick.…

Friday’s Letters

Dear L, Your new addition to "YoubTube" videos is getting out of hand. I do see why you are sucked…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Cough Drops, How important is it that I follow the rules and only have one of you every two…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Disney, Please stop sending me e-mails about my upcoming trip. You are far too organized and want me to…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Everyone, Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone has a great day today!!! Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, You got…

Friday’s Letters

Dear FedEx, Eeek, please get here early today with my new Erin Condren planner!!!! I am so looking forward to…

Friday’s Letters

Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet.…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Target, Somehow I left you yesterday with a jam packed cart of "essentials", but I failed to pick up…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Disney Customer Service, You are incredible. Magically really. You are chipper and helpful and even though I may wait…

Friday’s Letters

Dear PopSugar, My goodness, 6.1 pounds for the Summer Fun Must Have box? What is in you? I cannot wait…

Friday’s Letters

Dear My Bank, Thanks for making my debit card work again. Only took two calls, but now it works and…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Baxter, I have no idea how you ended up locked in the bathroom yesterday and I don't know that…

Friday’s Letters

Dear L, I cannot wait for Muffins with Mom today! It should be super fun. And the fact that you…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Lamp Shade in My Backyard, Why? How did you get here? Isn't someone missing you? I hope they come…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Unroll.me, Why, all of a sudden, is my inbox brimming with e-mails I thought I un-enrolled from? What gives?…

Friday’s Letters

Dear B, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I know I didn't plan anything or get you a card (like you care), but know…

Friday’s Letters

Dear PopSugar, Thank you for not making us wait for those April 2014 Must Have Box spoilers. I was getting…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn't you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Michigan State, Thank you for not making that game even close yesterday. I am not quite ready to be…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Verizon, Guess what? I can't cash that $0.25 check you sent me. The ATM spits it back out at…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Taco Bell, That breakfast taco? No, just no. I cannot even. My stomach hurt just looking at it. Dear…

Friday’s Letters

Dear Snowboard & Ski Cross, You two are my new favorite Olympic sports. At any second, every single person in…