Friday’s Letters

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Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting “the perfect” selfie to post. No, no, no. That’s what filters are for.

Dear Garage Sale, You are wearing me out before you even begin! On the bright side my children’s clothing hoard has significantly diminished and is much more organized now. Note to self – if an item has a stain on it, just toss it in the trash instead of putting it in the bin.

Dear B, Do you know how cold our bedroom is with the windows open and the fan going at full speed when it gets down to 48 degrees at night? It’s REALLY cold. Like I might need a winter hat cold. I don’t know how you enjoy that!

Dear L, Kiddo you rock. I can’t believe you have moved up another level at swimming lessons! This had been such a huge summer for you and I couldn’t be prouder! No training wheels, you can do the monkey bars like a champ, you are swimming great and you lost your two front teeth! You are awesome!

Dear Facebook Messenger, Seems as though no one likes you huh? I downloaded you though and you work fine. It seems most of the reasons people dislike you turned out not to be true, but even if some are I don’t know that Facebook and Privacy really go hand in hand anyway do they?

Dear My Old Mail Lady, I miss you. It takes two guys to do your job and frankily they still can’t live up to you. Sure you missed a few days of delivering mail here and there for whatever reason, but I now realize how good we had it. Come back!

Dear Oreo O’s, There is a strong possibility that we will be reunited soon. Someone might just be headed to Korea soon and I am so excited!

Dear Me, Not every light has a motion detector, so stop walking into rooms and then standing there in the dark wondering what’s up. Just use the light switch.

Dear Bedtime, You didn’t work so well last night. Oh well, there is always tonight. Or tomorrow.

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This Post Has 13 Comments

  1. Emily

    I dunno… I take an awful lot of selfies before I find the right one 🙂

    1. Jennifer

      LOL!!! I am cracking up!

    1. Jennifer

      LOL! Thanks!

  2. SQUINJ

    Man, it does get all cold at night there! I live in Houston and here the temperature doesn’t drop at night. Like it is 96 degrees during the day w/ 100% humidity… it is 96 deg at night w/ 100% humidity. I moved here from farther norther in Texas, and it took me a bit to get used to this.

    1. Jennifer

      It’s not usually this cold, but I think that the 48 is better than the 100% humidity.

  3. Jenny

    Are you doing the garage sale starting today? Good luck and I hope you sell tons. If you have a bin of stained stuff you could always set it out as free and if noone takes it then pitch it but someone may want some play clothes especially if they are free. How did you end up sorting them out? Are they all things that WB has grown out of. I’m trying to decide now what to do with the stuff that is too small for N but still a little to big for C. I’m not sure that C will want to wear all the same things so do I keep it all or sort some out. Decisions decisions.
    I’ve had messenger for awhile and I don’t have issues with it. I think people are going to complain no matter what they are doing. If they went back to the old way then people are going to complain about that too. I try to just go with the flow.

    1. Jennifer

      Yep, we started it yesterday. A friend came over and went through everything WB has outgrown for her little one and then I put the rest out. It’s seriously like 5 GIANT bins full of stuff. Insanity. I can’t wait to get rid of even more!

  4. Heather Elya

    Everyone balks at change. I’ve had FB messenger for awhile now and really like it. Oh and the hubby here likes to sleep with windows open and fan on. Frigid. I like cool too… but come on!

    1. Jennifer

      SO cold. Last night was the same!

  5. Sabrina

    I love being cold when I sleep. I usually have the window AC unit set to about 65 at night.

    I read that Kim K is releasing a coffee table book of her selfies. I just don’t know why on earth someone would want to buy this? She definately thinks very highly of herself.

    1. Jennifer

      Here is a book of 350+ pictures of ME that I took myself!!!! LOL!

  6. caitlin

    My husband is the same way, keeps it freezing. I have extra blankets on my side.

    I had a crazy mail day today! Both Birchbox CEW boxes and Ipsy!

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