Letters

Friday’s Letters

Dear USPS, Your online tracking system sucks. My packages could be anywhere. Get with it. Dear Craigslist, I wish there were…

Dear Health Care Provider, That bill you sent me from January 2011 from $10.99? Yeah, I won't be paying that.…

Dear Caroline Manzo, I think you are a nasty nasty b*tch. The more you talk crap about other people, the worse…

Dear Lady at Target, I heard you telling your kids it was to early for a frozen coke. Now maybe…

Dear Basement Thanks for flooding. B and I were looking for something to do and cleaning up water was perfect!…

Dear My Alarm Clock, I don't miss you and I don't think I ever will. I am lucky enough to…

Dear Citrus Lane & PopSugar, Just ship my boxes early. The anticipation is killing me. Dear 10,193 Messages In My Spam…

Dear Tory Burch, So I paid(*) $50 for your flip-flops and after wearing then for oh, a month, the logo…

Dear Yogurt Place, Why did you have to have such a huge line the other night when I wanted some…

I'm being naughty and doing Friday Letters on Thursday..... Dear Stupid Bouncy Seat, Why do you turn off automatically? If…

I'm being naughty and doing Friday Letters on Thursday..... Dear Health Care Provider, chances of me paying that bill you…

So I know that Adventures of Newlyweds has a Fridays Letters Link-Up, but I've got a lot going on already…