Friday’s Letters
Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet.…
Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet.…
Dear Target, Somehow I left you yesterday with a jam packed cart of "essentials", but I failed to pick up…
Dear Disney Customer Service, You are incredible. Magically really. You are chipper and helpful and even though I may wait…
Dear PopSugar, My goodness, 6.1 pounds for the Summer Fun Must Have box? What is in you? I cannot wait…
Dear My Bank, Thanks for making my debit card work again. Only took two calls, but now it works and…
Dear Baxter, I have no idea how you ended up locked in the bathroom yesterday and I don't know that…
Dear L, I cannot wait for Muffins with Mom today! It should be super fun. And the fact that you…
Dear Lamp Shade in My Backyard, Why? How did you get here? Isn't someone missing you? I hope they come…
Dear Unroll.me, Why, all of a sudden, is my inbox brimming with e-mails I thought I un-enrolled from? What gives?…
Dear B, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I know I didn't plan anything or get you a card (like you care), but know…
Dear PopSugar, Thank you for not making us wait for those April 2014 Must Have Box spoilers. I was getting…
Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn't you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now…
Dear Michigan State, Thank you for not making that game even close yesterday. I am not quite ready to be…
Dear Verizon, Guess what? I can't cash that $0.25 check you sent me. The ATM spits it back out at…
Dear Taco Bell, That breakfast taco? No, just no. I cannot even. My stomach hurt just looking at it. Dear…
Dear Snowboard & Ski Cross, You two are my new favorite Olympic sports. At any second, every single person in…
Dear My Parents, Happy Anniversary!!!!! I won't say how many years it's been, because frankly, it makes all of us…
Dear Cookie Dough Oreo's, Where are you little buggers hiding? Not at Target or Kroger that's for sure. I'll find…
Dear Buddy, You crack me up. Was it really necessary yesterday to run over to the neighbors house just long…
Dear B, I hope your surgery goes well today. I also hope that you are hysterically funny after they give…
Dear Fro-Yo, You finally happened yesterday (in the freezing cold and snow) and you were fabulous. And, better yet, it…
Dear The Genius Bar, Ugh. I will see you soon. Once again I have broken my iPhone and am in…
Dear Christmas, You are officially over at my house. Tree(s) are down, decorations are put away and all is back…
Dear L and WB, I am so glad you are feeling better. So glad! I didn't mind those extra snuggles…
Dear Salvation Army, Please have some fun stuff today. Specifically an ugly Christmas sweater for L. And some other fun…