Friday’s Letters
Dear Peter Pan, You did not disappoint. At least you did not disappoint me! I doubt you got great reviews,…
Dear Peter Pan, You did not disappoint. At least you did not disappoint me! I doubt you got great reviews,…
Dear Thanksgiving, You are a fun holiday. I wish you happened more than once a year! Dear B, No, I…
Dear Black Friday, Even though all your ads are online now, I still think it's more fun to sit around…
Dear The Mall, Don't tell anyone, but I am pretty excited to come and visit and see all your Christmas…
Dear Matthew McConaughey, You are one smooth dude. Dear Jury Duty, Somehow it took almost 20 years for my time…
Dear Starbucks, With yesterday's announcement of your upcoming home delivery service, I believe that you have made my dreams come…
Dear Michigan State, Please win tomorrow and don't make it a close game. I've had enough of that this season…
Dear Angela, As if your YouTube BBW rant wasn't hysterical enough, we now have a reenactment of the actual event…
Dear Twitter Parties, I have never quite understood you. I don't get how to follow along with what's happening with…
Dear Tigers, Umm, what on earth happened last night? That 8th inning was nothing short of a disaster. Dear Crispy…
Dear Pumpkin Spice Oreos, You do smell like candles. I don't know that you taste like pumpkin though. But you…
Dear Apple Store, I don't want to be anywhere near you today! The lines on tv looked insane. #nothankyou Dear…
Dear "The Quest", I kind of like you. You remind me of The Challenge on MTV. I am kind of…
Dear Michigan State, I am nervous about tomorrow's game. So nervous. Ugh. I am nervous even typing about it. Dear…
Dear Britney Spears, Ugh. I am sorry your boyfriend cheated on you. He's dumb. #teambritney Dear Dollar Tree, Why don't…
Dear The Bank, You win, I am getting a new ATM pin number. Enjoy that $5 you are charging me…
Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting "the perfect" selfie to post. No,…
Dear Baxter, Stop messing with the big dogs in the neighborhood. Seriously. You are going to get eaten. Dear GAP…
Dear WB, I am so glad your cold is gone. So glad! You are not very fun when you are sick.…
Dear L, Your new addition to "YoubTube" videos is getting out of hand. I do see why you are sucked…
Dear Cough Drops, How important is it that I follow the rules and only have one of you every two…
Dear Disney, Please stop sending me e-mails about my upcoming trip. You are far too organized and want me to…
Dear Everyone, Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone has a great day today!!! Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, You got…
Dear FedEx, Eeek, please get here early today with my new Erin Condren planner!!!! I am so looking forward to…
Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet.…