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I love Google. Like everyone else in the world, when I NEED to know something right away, I turn to google. Some of my own most recent searches include: “What is a gypsy?”, “Who knocked Ames out?” and “futures market”. So random!! And the things that people google that land them on my blog(*) crack me up even more than my own googles. In case you missed my first “Things People Google“, make sure to go back and check it out. Here are a few of the more recent searches:
“am I the only person who thinks that suburban moms are psycho?”: Hmm, I am going to go with no. I bet many many people think this! But we aren’t all crazy I swear! What really cracks me up about this search is that my blog is the #1 result. I am laughing just thinking about it.
“my sisters really want a reality show”: Oh they do huh? Well if they had one and were anything like those crazy Kardashians, I’d probably watch. LOL. What I really want to know is what this person was actually looking for in google when they did this search. A phone number of a place to call if you want your own reality show? Tips for being a FW? I am guessing my blog didn’t get them what they wanted.
“things mom thinks about me”: If you are asking google what your mom thinks of you, I am guessing it’s not good things! Again, what will google be able to tell you here? That your mom thinks you are an idiot? Maybe. That your mom thinks you should stop googling weird (and very rare) medical aliments you think you have? I am pretty sure my mom actually does think this about me. LOL.
“i’m sad the royal wedding is over”: Sigh. Me too. I wish there was a royal wedding every month. I would get up at 4am to watch it every time it was on. I can only hope that Harry proposes to Pipa (I know, they aren’t even dating but I want them to be) soon and we can get another wedding in by year end. Wait, do the Royals ever get married in the winter? Does it snow in London? If you need to know, just google it.
And the latest search that landed someone on my blog was “pipa is not pretty”. Umm, yes she is and I am guessing not many people on google agree with you.
Keep on googling people! I love seeing how people find me!
(*) These are all true searches. I would never be able to come up with this stuff!
