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I’m being naughty and doing Friday Letters on Thursday…..
Dear Stupid Bouncy Seat, Why do you turn off automatically? If I wanted you to turn off, I would turn you off. I hate you. And so does W. Dear My Local News, Please stop talking about K2 (aka Spice, aka synthetic marijuana). You know what all this discussion is making people want to do? Smoke it! Dear Miley Cyrus, I’m pretty sure your marriage isn’t going to last. Heck, I doubt you two even make it to the alter. Dear Baxter and Buddy, Fighting with each other when you hear a loud noise outside isn’t going to help anyone. Stop fighting and go investigate. It doesn’t matter who is first. Just go! Dear Person in Charge of This Sort of Thing, Why can’t we make the 4th of July on the first Monday in July instead of actually on the 4th every year? We can just call it Independence Day. It’s more than dumb when it falls on a Wednesday like it will this year. Dear Me, Think of a way to get out of that purse party you were invited to. Dear W, stop spitting your sucky out of your mouth and then crying because it’s not in your mouth anymore. Dear L, you crack me up when you talk to yourself while playing. And finally, Dear B, Get me something good for my birthday. Oh, what is that? You want a list? I’ll get started right away!