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Dear The Situation, Don’t screw things up with Paula.  She seems like such a nice girl and I am assuming you are beyond nice to her or she wouldn’t have stuck around this entire time.

Dear PopSugar, So it appears my October Must Have Box has shipped.  Please don’t let it take forever to get to me again.  Because I just can’t handle that kind of stress again this month.

Dear Detroit Tigers, Thank you for picking it up this season when it counted.  And please win the World Series.  Please.  The “D” will go insane.  And Mike Illitch so deserves this.

Dear WB, I am mentally preparing for our 6-month sticker onesie picture today and I hope you are too.  Try and be cooperative and not eat your hands so we can get this over with quickly and move on to fun things.

Dear L, I don’t know what it is, but when you talk on the phone, you sound like such a baby.  It’s weird and cute at the same time.  And very interesting.

Dear SS/HH Girls (you know who you are),  I am so excited for the exchange this year and cannot wait to start shopping for my girl.  And to whoever has me, sorry about my crappy list.

Dear Pinterest, Thank you for the cute ideas for decorating juice boxes for Halloween.  I need to get some white tape and some googly eyes and I am good.  Yeah, I signed up to bring juice boxes to L’s party.  I had to snatch that easy thing up before another mom did. Veggie tray?  No thanks.  That’s too hard.

Dear B, It was fun having you home “early” yesterday.  I am used to you being at school or working late, so it was nice having you here.  And I am glad you got to relax.  Oh, and no, you can’t start taking Zumba classes.  Sorry.