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Dear My SIL, Good thing you sent me those pictures I wanted for my “project”. We all know how amazing the pictures my brother (your husband) takes are and those were the only other ones I could find to use. You would not have been happy.
Dear Yoga, I need to start practicing again. Sadly, my kids do not like to find their inner peace as much as I do.
Dear Weather, You are crazy. Crazy. The last few days have been nothing short of amazing. And then you had to go and ruin it with today.
Dear L, Yep, now that your brother is mobile he wants to play with your toys. And yep, you aren’t always going to like it. Welcome to the rest of your life.
Dear Baxter, I did not appreciate you rolling in sh*t the other day. Perhaps that was my punishment for not even knowing you were outside? But seriously, you are gross.
Dear Buddy, How does it feel to be my new favorite dog? Enjoy it while it lasts because I am 99.9% sure this will be over soon. But you have been extra good lately because I have been making you wear your Thundershirt. I love that thing.
Dear MGM Las Vegas, That last deal for 3 free nights and $100 in Free Play just about pushed me over the edge. Seriously. Why do you do this to me? I am this close to packing up my kids and heading to Vegas.
Dear WB, You may hate bottles and suck at eating “baby food”, but if / when I let you try a taste of table food, you go all bat sh*t crazy when I won’t give you more. Maybe it’s the presentation. I am going to put your baby food on my plate from now on and maybe you will like it more.
Dear B, Thank you for hanging those curtains and fixing that stuff around the house. Now can you just hang that ceiling fan in my office so that ladder and other crap can get put away? Thanks. And did I mention how nice you look today? At least I think you looked good when you were leaving the house at 4:30am and I was still snuggled in bed. I love you ;).