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Dear Katie (@ Katie’s Kitchen), You are my hero. Without you I would never have known spam filters existed for WordPress. My e-mail is no longer blowing up with hundreds of spam messages a day and I just cannot thank you enough!
Dear Baxter, When you did your “Baxter Bounce” at the UPS man yesterday, I couldn’t help but laugh. Jumping from side to side with your ears flopping around isn’t scaring anyone.
Dear Good Hiders, Where do you hide your kids Christmas / birthday / Hanukkah presents? A lot of the boys Christmas stuff has been coming and I just don’t know where to put it. L is all over the place in this house and some of the stuff is kinda big?
Dear Me, That coffee the other night at 9pm wasn’t your smartest idea ever. Nothing like bouncing off the walls at 1am wondering why exactly you can’t sleep. Ohhh, that giant coffee might explain things huh?
Dear WB, I got the message loud and clear that you weren’t happy about me mixing your precious liquid formula with powdered stuff. I was hoping we could slowly switch to all powder (it’s a tad cheaper than the liquid), but oh no, that won’t be happening. Your screaming bloody murder made that quite clear. Reminded me of the “old days” when you would scream during every single bottle. I miss those days. NOT.
Dear L, Bet you didn’t know the dry cleaners had a bowl full of candy when you were complaining about having to run errands with me. Your mood turned right around after you got to pick a piece from it and I know I will have a dry cleaning buddy from now on.
Dear My Hair Salon, Have some wine ready when I come in because I am pretty sure that’s the only way I am going to be able to sit nice and still for the hours you are going to make me stay there to get my hair done.
Dear Lady at Target, I enjoyed listening to your phone conversation about getting “the butt thing done” while I was clearance shopping. I am hoping / assuming you were talking about a colonoscopy and nothing else…
Dear PopSugar, Thank you for actually selling out of the Limited Edition Must Have boxes. Because I would have felt like an even bigger moron had you NOT sold out of them after I continued to talk about how rare they were.
Dear B, You are the best.