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Dear B, Thank you so much for giving me those super “helpful” tips about how to do the laundry. If you think it would be more efficient to do it daily, perhaps you should do it?

Dear Lululemon, Are you ever going to get that hoodie / pullover back in stock? Ever? Something tells me no. Hopefully you come out with something even better soon though. And also, can you bring your warehouse sale to my town sometime?  Please???

Dear Jenelle, Girl, I cannot even image the fights you and Barbara are getting in these days.  You have no twitter filter do you?  You just put it all out there and really don’t care.  Twenty bucks says you are back with your husband by the time I hit publish.

Dear Cold Weather, Go away. Seriously. I’ve had enough. It’s not only freezing, it’s all anyone is talking about. Including me. And also, the kids hate it.  They need some fresh air d*mn it. I do like it that the dogs don’t spend so much time screwing around outside now though.

Dear Costco, I had an enjoyable trip to your store this week (thanks Mom). But I cannot figure out how you are always so crowded? At least the parking lot is anyways. It’s insane. And so are your prices on avocados. I’m amazed.

Dear L, You crack me up.  I mean seriously, the things that come out of your mouth sometimes.  You are such a boy.  This is just a small taste of what the teenage years will bring me.  Also, stop licking your lips.  The more you lick them, the more chapped they will get.

Dear MSU, Perhaps it’s better I can’t watch your games on tv anymore because just seeing the final score stresses me out and I KNOW you won.  I should be used to this by now.  But I’m not.

Dear Furries, I am so glad you have found a new friend in WB.  I think he really enjoys feeding you from the table.  I think you two may have reached you bagel limit for the week though ;).