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Dear People on that Carnival Ship, Oh my. It’s been a long week huh? What a hot mess. I would have bolted myself in my cabin and survived with my hoard of baby wipes and piles of snacks. When you travel with kids you have way more things than necessary and at times like this, it would come in handy. Still it sounded beyond gross on that ship. And yeah, this will serve as a reminder to pack even more stuff for our next cruise. But think of the blog material I would have if I were stuck on a ship like that. Oh my!
Dear My Mail Lady, Yeah, that one day last week the mail came at 10am was a fluke huh? This week it’s been arriving at 5pm. And yeah, I know didn’t feel like delivering my package the other day and decided to just leave it in your truck and act like you left me a note to come pick it up at the Post Office instead (that’s what it said online), but no such note was ever left. Crazy that it came the next day with no action on my part huh?
Dear Felicity, OMG, I am so excited to be watching you on tv again. I predict many late nights with you next week. I kinda sorta forgot just how much I loved you.
Dear Buddy, Yes, I do appreciate that you and L are so close and you want to be with him 24-7. However, when you guys play in the mud together you are going to have to take a bath. Don’t want to take a bath? Wear boots like L does.
Dear My Bank, I am so totally down with you wanting to be “safe” after every single customer’s Mastercard numbers were “compromised”. However, shutting off my debit card (and B’s) on one day’s notice and not sending new ones right away isn’t exactly cool. Dude, I’d use cash, but umm, I can’t go to the ATM and get any. And yeah, I know I could go to the bank, but that seems like a lot of work.
Dear L, Of of the sports, you want to play hockey? Really? How about like soccer? Or t-ball? Nope. Hockey. Actually, you said you wanted to “ice-skate”. I am just going to have to assume you mean hockey because, uhh, your dad is NOT going to be cool with you being a figure skater.
Dear My MacBook, Stop acting all slow and crazy. You are making me nervous. How often does one need to get a new computer anyway? I know someone knows this. You guys know everything.
