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Dear My Brackets, You were a mess a hot second after the games started yesterday and I am loving every minute of it. And can one of you #16’s take down a #1 today? Please??
Dear My Insurance Company, Now that you have issued the checks to cover that special formula WB was on for ages, I think I am okay with you wanting to verify that B’s eye problems (and subsequent large bills) were not caused by a car accident.
Dear L, I very much enjoy the stories you tell me about school including who got in trouble, what they did, etc. The other moms think it’s so funny that you know and remember every detail. I love it. Oh, don’t let Daddy tell you that My Little Pony is for girls. Because, umm, he was pretty into Rainbow Bright back in his day. And still gets a little defensive when you mention it.
Dear WB, Hey mister, if you want to go in the neighbors pool this summer, you should be a little more friendly when you see her you know? Maybe smile? Or even just wave. Your brother has basically an open invite so you gotta step up your baby game! Oh wait, I’ll have her make you some mac n’ cheese and you’ll be BFF’s in no time.
Dear Anderson Cooper, I love that you hate pickles because you “don’t like things that stew in their own juices”. Too funny. And I also love that when Snooki and JWoww co-hosted this week, Snooki turned out to be shorter than one of the 10 year-old Girl Scouts. And she had heels on!
Dear Jay Leno, I might be the only one, but I actually still think you are funny. LOL. I can’t resist when you do Headlines. Too funny. Although, I will admit that I will watch Jimmy Fallon more.
Dear B, If your class gets cancelled, how about you let me know in advance so I can clean up the mess of subscription boxes from the counter before you get home. I am 100% certain you wonder what the kids and I do all day because you certainly know we aren’t cleaning.
