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Dear The Rain, Enough already. You’ve been here for the last week straight. I’ve had enough. Pretty soon we are going to have to build an ark. I am expecting some fabulous May flowers out of you.
Dear The Furries, I am unclear why I keep finding treats hidden around the house. WTF? Are you guys stockpiling food now? Stop it. It’s weird.
Dear WB, I don’t know what it is about photo shoots, but you hate them don’t you? I mean how dare I get you a yummy cake and want you to smash it and eat it and make a huge mess? So awful of me! Although, I do thank you for not losing your sh*t right away, so at least we got a few good pictures.
Dear Lady at the Balloon Store, Yes, I am aware of how helium works, but I do thank you for letting me know that I need to use the balloons that same day. I have a sneaking suspicion some people don’t know this and come back and complain that the balloons they purchased in advance weren’t floating ;). Oh, but I did not know about the world helium shortage. That’s crazy.
Dear Julep, Why must you keep offering these Mystery Boxes? You know I have no willpower and will bite. Plus, this one has “Sea Salt” in the name and I love anything related to salt. I was sold before I even OPENED the e-mail yesterday.
Dear L, Thank you for helping me yesterday with WB’s pictures and just for being an awesome little kid. I love you.
Dear Spark, While you aren’t quite as delicious as Diet Pepsi you are a more than suitable replacement and do taste pretty darn good!
