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Dear GAP, An 40% off sale items, PLUS 14% cash back through ebates? Seriously? What are you trying to do to me? Is deal is too amazing not to take advantage of!
Dear B, Congrats on getting all A’s AGAIN this semester. You rule. A full time job PLUS going to school full-time and getting all A’s? Amazing. Listen, I couldn’t even get all A’s and I barely ever worked in college. Sometimes I barely ever went to class. Oh wait, that might explain why I didn’t get all A’s.
Dear Auto Spell Check, I know I have horrible grammar and can’t spell for sh*t, but when I type “ebates“, please stop changing it to “beats”. I want it to say ebates!!!!
Dear Watermelon Spark, I cannot wait to get my hands on you. I have not had spark in way too long (almost a week) and I NEED to get back on track. I hope you are as good, if not better, than my beloved Fruit Punch.
Dear L, No, sugar does not help you sleep better. It just doesn’t. I don’t care what you say.
Dear WB, Will you ever be able to keep shoes on? Like ever? I am starting to wonder if I should have had you start wearing shoes when you were like 2 months old just to get you used to them? It’s possible you were be attending preschool barefoot!
Dear Store Security Tags, You are no joke to get off huh? I need to make sure and look at every thing I buy like a year in advance before putting away so that there are no random sensors still attached. I’d try and cut you off, however, I am scared there is ink inside and that would make SUCH a mess.
