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Dear Apple Jacks Cereal, Since when did you change colors? You used to be, well, the color of the inside of an apple. Now you are green and orange. I am not sure I can handle this change. Too much.
Dear The Post Office, Please don’t have a line today. Please. I have so much stuff today and don’t really want to be there for nine hours.
Dear PopSugar, Dude, you’re on fire this month. My Men’s Must Have Summer Fun Box shipped the day after I ordered it and now my June boxes are set to arrive by the 12th, which is FAST for them. Crazy. Keep up the good work.
Dear L, For a kid I had to talk into getting a bike, you seem to be quite in love. You should listen to your mama. She knows how to have fun.
Dear B, No, seriously, I am a fun girl ;). And also, I cannot believe you dented that fabulous metal water bottle I got you for your birthday. WTF? Who drops a water bottle that has a handle on it? Wait, you do.
Dear The Weather, You’re warm. You’re cold. You’re cold again. Enough. It’s summer. Act like it.
Dear WB, One day you will need to start doing actual toddler things. Just because you can crawl at the speed of light doesn’t need it’s unnecessary to learn to walk. It’s going to come in handy one day. I swear.
Dear My Mail Lady, Umm, you know why my mailbox doesn’t close and why the one next to it is all jacked up? Because they were hit by a USPS truck. At least that’s the word on the street. Not saying it was you. I’m just saying…. So stop complaining about it!
Dear Everyone, Don’t forget to enter to win my giveaway for a 3-month subscription to Wantable!!!
Dear Me, You have a lot to do this weekend. A lot. Including getting back to C25K!!! Get ready!!!
