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Dear Hulu, I was so overwhelmed by all your trashy reality show content last night that I ended up watching the NBA Finals (which I could care less about). I just couldn’t decide which amazing piece of reality show genius to watch first.
Dear Bath & Body Works, How is it that I always get sucked in by your semi-annual sales? I “need” nothing, yet I always end up with a bunch of stuff that I am somehow convinced I really really need.. And guess what, I’m coming back today for more of your goodies.
Dear FabFitFun, I kind of forget it was time for another box, but I’m ready! And I’m hoping those kinks from last quarter got all ironed out and we all get the same box this month. Oh, and that it’s amazing.
Dear B, You are doing a great job instagramming your way through Bonnaroo. Keep up the good work. Oh, and have a good time. And maybe take a shower(*) at least once while you are there.
Dear WB, Okay, so you like to try and sing along with the songs L sings, but you can’t actually say Mama on a regular basis? Nope. You don’t care. I get it. L’s where it’s at and the rest of us are just people L knows.
Dear Costco, Why did you have to have two color options for the 3-pack of mason jar mugs? I felt like I was making the biggest decision of my life. Do I pick orange /green / pink or blue /purple / teal? I’ve got an idea. How about you just make a 6-pack next time okay? No one should be forced to make this decision.
Dear L, I hope you don’t mind that instead of the “park” we go to the “outdoor mall” today. I don’t really see the difference. I mean, both are dangerous playgrounds that we can get in trouble at ;). But for real, I’ll let you play in the play area that you love.
Dear Real Housewives, What did I used to do before you? Seriously. And umm, I too think I may be pregnant just from watching that bachelorette part with those strippers in Mexico. dem are some dirty strippers. I can’t get it out of my head. In a bad way.
