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Dear MGM Grand, Thank you for not taking all of my money. You took a little, but I didn’t lose it all and I think that makes me a winner.
Dear America, Umm, which of you are the 10% who approves of the job Congress is doing right now? For real. Who are you? Let’s talk. Did you not read the question right? Were you half asleep when they called and asked for your opinion? Are you not watching the news? Seriously.
Dear L, Your school pictures are amazing. I couldn’t love them more. Nice job!
Dear The Weekend, I couldn’t be happier to see you tomorrow. I am hoping the weekend includes lots of catching up on things and, of course, lots of sleep.
Dear L’s Doctor, Thanks for not giving me a hard time when I called to get a new prescription for L after our trip. I failed to think out how I was going to get it home refrigerated. You rule.
Dear Construction Crew, You were so loud yesterday morning that I didn’t even hear my alarm go off. And since I am so used to your noise, I didn’t wake up for you either. Good thing I wasn’t late for school!
Dear Delta, You and I have different views on what can be defined as a “cookie”. What you pass out on airplanes is not a “cookie”. That is a biscuit. #illtakethepretzelsplease
Dear thredUP, Thanks for another great payout ($85.26 this time). I’m pretty sure you didn’t even take half the things I sent in, but it was still great. Then again I have no idea what I even sent in, so maybe you did?
Dear The Wicked Spoon Buffet, I think I am still full from eating your food a few days ago. I think we all are actually. #bestbuffetinvegas
