Friday’s Letters

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Dear My Internet, You suck. And Dear AT&T, please do not direct me to use the customer service on the internet to report a problem with MY INTERNET.

Dear L, I find it quite amusing that your hair stylist got you a Christmas present (playdoh and a car). No wonder you like it there so much. Presents and cider and pretty girls. Not a bad way to spend the evening!

Dear Weather People, Please please please don’t be wrong about this snow that’s supposed to be coming. L checks the weather and is counting on it! Pease!!!!

Dear Chocolate Milk in Little Boxes, Why do you taste better than regular chocolate milk in the carton? Is it your cute little straw? The fact that you cost way more? Not sure, but I do love you.

Dear Instagram, What are these new features I hear about? Should I be rushing to update? Am I missing out?

Dear WB, When will you (and sometimes even your brother) learn that you do not have to tilt straw cups in the air to drink them? You know what that makes? A mess.

Dear L’s Teacher, Thank you for letting L go check out a library book the day after the class normally has library (*).   He was thrilled!

Dear Stacey, Have I mentioned lately how great it is to have a friend overseas?  Scarves sold out in the US, UK only lip balm, you’ve got it covered!  Thank you!

Dear B, Congrats on another fabulous semester completed!!!  3 A’s so far and two grades not yet posted.  You are awesome baby!  Maybe if I would have went to my classes I would have gotten all A’s in college too.  Maybe not though.

Dear L, Umm, no.  I wouldn’t have know what that made up Spanish word meant if I “had a job”.  It was MADE UP.  Not a real word.  You don’t need a job to know how to GTS (**).

(*) There was some mix up about the book L had checked out the previous week with the librarian saying that he didn’t turn it in so he couldn’t check out a new book. But L totally did turn it.  Turns out some other kid grabbed it before the librarian had a chance to check it in.
(**) GTS = Google That Sh*t
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This Post Has 8 Comments

  1. Amy

    I wish I had a friend in the UK,! My son is obsessed with Octonauts right now and most of the toys are only in the UK.

    He also tilts the straw cup up sometimes. It’s such a mess!!

    1. Jennifer

      If you are really dying for something, I bet my friend would grab it!

  2. Debbie

    I have the same problem with Time Warner for the internet, i had to use my smart phone to talk to them and get them to fix my internet. I was so mad!!

    1. Jennifer

      LOL. Me too last night!!

  3. Allison

    Good letters today, I laughed out loud. Seriously, the straw cup thing! At this point I wonder if my 4yo does it just to see if I will flip out. I get the made up Spanish stuff, too. And lately made up sign language – I HAVE a job, and still didn’t figure out that tapping your shoulders and sticking out your tongue means you’re tired!

    1. Jennifer

      My 5 year-old seems to think you need a job for that kind of thing?.

  4. Janaya

    The new update for Instagram is that you’ll be able to send “direct messages” aka pictures or videos to individual people. But isn’t that what texting is for? lol

    1. Jennifer

      LOL. I don’t think I have ever thought wow, if only I could message someone on here??.

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