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FrisqueBox
Cost: $55/bi-monthly. FrisqueBox Lite is $35/bi-monthly.
Ships To: United States.
FrisqueBox, who kindly sent me this box (I received Platinum Box) to review, is a little sexy box filled with provocative and sensual adult toys and products from the most sophisticated and sexiest brands which is sent to your door every other month. FrisqueBox options are endless and can be personalized for you alone (man and woman options are available) or you as a part of a couple (lesbian, gay, etc. they have you covered).
And now, like I do with all my “Adult” boxes, the rest is going to be in a spoiler tag, just in case you don’t want to see this or are in a place that wouldn’t appreciate some of these goodies popping up on the screen ;). Oh and I should mention that I even censored one of the packages myself. I am guessing if you open the spoiler tags you wouldn’t be offended, however, I just want to make sure!
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The FrisqueBox ships via USPS Priority Mail and packages the inner FrisqueBox into the flat rate box. Boxes are received on the 14th of the month (in even months – February, April, etc.) and billing is done on the last day of the previous month.
Everything comes very nicely packaged and really is like opening a present!
I am always highly entertained by the first looks of adult boxes because I just never know what I am going to see!
This was the Valentine’s Day FrisqueBox, but didn’t have too much of a Valentine’s theme. At least I didn’t think so. Happily, the box comes with an information card because sometimes I am not even 100% sure what everything is for. I was mostly okay this time, but it has happened! Anyway, here is what was inside:
~Black Rose Rosie Restraint ($7.99): I actually already have these (they came in another box once), but I swear the last box was different because I would have remembered this lady! This would go nicely in a 50 Shades of Grey themed gift!
~The Original Personal Pleasurizer ($12.90): Hmm, I am not going to lie, I was a little confused by this when I saw this. I was like it’s for what? How? I think the fact that it looked like a claw may have thrown me for a loop? Anyway, I get it now. And luckily, all these products always have quite informative instructions.
~California Fantasies Libido Cream & Samples (~$10): You put this “down there” and it increases blood flow and stimulation to get you in the mood. I read some reviews on this and people warned that a little bit goes a long way. And that kind of scares me so this is headed in the next Bachelorette party present I give!
~Fetish Fantasy Feather N*pple Clamps ($14.99): No, no, these are not earrings, although I did test them out on my ears ;). These are for “beginners” and are adjustable. I had no idea there was such a thing, but there is!
~Screaming O’ MustachiO ($13.95): OMG I am cracking up. The box says “makes it fun and easy for everyone to give a great mustache ride”. Hysterical and I am giving these as a gift for all Bachelorette parties going forward!
~Select Membership: Your FrisqueBox membership also includes a Select card which gives you 15-50% off at Restaurants, Lounges, Hotels, Rental cars, Online Retailers and more! They have an App which shows you the deals in your area so it’s super easy to see what’s available!
All totaled I came up with a value of $59.83 for the February 2014 FrisqueBox. It’s just slightly over the cost of the box, but it takes all the trouble out of shopping, plus I didn’t include the value of the Frisque Membership in the total since that would hard to value.
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That mustache is hilarious!
LOL I know!!!
Those are the fanciest nipple clamps I’ve ever seen 😉
Best comment of the week! Have you seen a lot? LOL!!!
Perhaps…… 😉
I always learn new things when I read these reviews. LOL I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. 🙂
LOL. I learn too. You do what? With the what?
Have to admit that at first glance I thought that one of the items was for women if a bathroom wasn’t available while camping or hiking. D’oh! And how funny that you tried the clamps on as earrings! I’m blushing now! 😮
I do think they’d make cute earrings. It might be difficult to explain to someone who asked where you got them ;).
bahahahah I must have that mustache. I wonder if there is one up for trade somewhere.
Ha!!!
I can’t get it to show, so I am missing out….lol
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve worked at a few adult stores (is that something I shouldn’t brag about? Lol) and stuff like this is why I always loved doing it. They were always my second job, but all the different novelties and just helping people buy things they REALLY WANTED was so much fun.
I bet!! And I bet it was super interesting!