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Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn’t you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now I am going to have to go to another Marshalls because I like totally need that tape. For, umm, something.
Dear MSU, Why couldn’t your game be on CBS tonight? I mean seriously. You know, some people don’t have cable.
Dear Dad, Thanks for washing my car last time it was at your house. If I leave it there longer, do you think someone would vacuum it?
Dear Charles Barkley, You Sir are hysterical. You had me cracking up with your commentary between the games last night. So awesome.
Dear B, I like your new plan about getting a car to restore way better than your old plan. I don’t care what you said, but two old cars, my car and all our crap would not have fit in the garage. Pretty sure you know this is true.
Dear Las Vegas, As if I am not already dying to visit you soon, now you announce that the New Kids on the Block are going to be there? Come on. That’s not fair. #teamjoey
Dear Solicitors, Why are you always in my neighborhood? You want me to buy furniture off a semi truck, fresh meat on the spot, come in and shampoo the carpet, demonstrate your vacuum, buy magazines and convert me to your religion. Why do I even answer the door anymore?
Dear People in Charge, Can you figure out what on earth happened on that flight already? You say you know where it is, but you still have no idea why. This plane was so off course. Why??
Dear Candy Crush, I hate you. But I just can’t quit you. How many levels do you have anyway? Am I even close to being done?
Dear L, Thank you for always being one of the first kids out of school everyday. I don’t know how your group does it, but it’s awesome and saves us from getting stuck in that crazy parking lot!
