Friday’s Letters

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Dear Disney, Please stop sending me e-mails about my upcoming trip. You are far too organized and want me to remember too much. It’s making my head hurt. I’ll bring my Magic Bands and we’ll handle the rest when I get there.

Dear B, Thank you for hanging up my pineapples. I didn’t believe you’d actually do it last night, but you did.

Dear Baxter and Buddy, When someone comes to the door and you don’t like it, maybe fighting with each other isn’t the best way to go about letting them know who’s in charge?

Dear Campfires, No matter where I sit, your smoke always blows in my face. How is this? Why? It drives me insane.

Dear Target, What % off are you right now? 70%? I need to pay you a visit. And pick up a few things I don’t need.

Dear WB, Your dogs are not named Buddy and Buddy.  I know that Baxter is harder to say, but he doesn’t respond to you when you call him Buddy either.

Dear Person Who Took the Kid’s Old Chair From The Trash, I am so embarrassed.   That chair was so gross and I fear once you got it home and in a better light you regretted your decision to take that.  Please don’t think we live in filth.  It was just that chair.  I swear.

Dear Julie Chen,  You have a lot on your hands trying to host a live Head of Household competition.  I do not envy your job at all.  So hard.

Dear L, Your ability to make friends with anyone and everyone is amazing.  I hope this is a quality that you always have because it’s awesome!

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  1. Kyra

    I hit Target yesterday, trying another today but it was 50% even though the signs still said 30%. I got the ladderball set and the bean bag toss for 9.99 each, i’ve been hunting for ladderball for cheap to leave in the trailer when we’re camping! Hoping to get the other games when it goes to 70%! I also got lights to hang on the trailer awning, a tray to carry food outside with and 2 straw cups.

    1. Jennifer

      Mine was tagged 30% off too, but it was 50% today. I was hoping that it would be 70%!

  2. Jenny

    Lol disney is on the ball. You can have guest services print out your reservations when you get there if you want.
    Heading home today so I’ll be at target one day this weekend:-)
    I need to catch up on bb when I get home too. I can’t wait.

    1. Jennifer

      OMG they are SO on the ball. They stress me out. Be here at this time with this band and take this here and do this and this. LOL. So much planning.

  3. Kate

    Re: Disney sending you stuff, if you haven’t made you “fast pass plus” arrangements ahead of time you might want to do that beforehand. Makes it a heck of a lot easier to choose which 3 rides you don’t want to wait in line for – and if you wait until the day of the pickings are slim. We just got back from Disney and although its a bit much to have to do it beforehand I thought it was definately worth it. Have fun on your vacation!

    1. Jennifer

      I did pick my 3 fast passes per day. And my dining. It’s just SO much planning. I don’t like to try and pack too much into my day or my kids will be crabby messes!

  4. Lynsey

    My Target was only at 50% last night I bought a ton of crap I don’t need of course 🙂

    1. Jennifer

      Mine was only 50% off too. BOO!

  5. Jody

    A funny Baxter story. I use to have a dog named Baxter too. My son, who is almost 28 now, had a very hard time saying his name as well. One day, we were at the doctors and the doc asked my son, he was probably 4-ish, if he had any pets, he said yes, Bastard (is how it sounded when it came out of his mouth!!) Oh my, I was embarrassed — but of course, it gets worse! The Doc asked, what type of pet was that – my “little angel” said – he’s a scum-puppy! I’m pretty sure I changed doctors after that visit!

    1. Jennifer

      OMG so funny. I am cracking up!

  6. Megan

    Thank you so much for the target reminder. I had been meaning to stop by! I popped in this morning and found the outdoor rug I had been eyeing at full price ($120) marked down to $75 but when they rang it up it was $30! The cashier said they hadn’t gotten a chance to update the signs or price tags yet. I think I might check out the other one by me tonight. 🙂

    1. Jennifer

      OMG you got such a great deal!!!!

  7. Ashley C.

    Wait … is all the summer stuff at Target marked down right now?! I was just in there this morning and didn’t know so I didn’t even go look. Guess I’ll have to find an excuse to get back to town and see whats still left Monday/Tuesday-ish!

    1. Jennifer

      It was 50% off when I went. The stuff in the special seasonal section. They are clearing it out for back to school stuff!

  8. Candace

    Not sure if this is a regional thing but I always heard that smoke follows beauty. So that is why the smoke must always follow you!

    1. Jennifer

      I have never heard this but I like it! I am going to tell that to my husband!

    1. Jennifer

      Thanks!!!!

  9. cindy

    sat my target 30 50 and 70 still diff summer things diff %/// toys too 30 50 and 70 but great radio controlled wave runner for 17.00 huge normal almost 40

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