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Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting “the perfect” selfie to post. No, no, no. That’s what filters are for.
Dear Garage Sale, You are wearing me out before you even begin! On the bright side my children’s clothing hoard has significantly diminished and is much more organized now. Note to self – if an item has a stain on it, just toss it in the trash instead of putting it in the bin.
Dear B, Do you know how cold our bedroom is with the windows open and the fan going at full speed when it gets down to 48 degrees at night? It’s REALLY cold. Like I might need a winter hat cold. I don’t know how you enjoy that!
Dear L, Kiddo you rock. I can’t believe you have moved up another level at swimming lessons! This had been such a huge summer for you and I couldn’t be prouder! No training wheels, you can do the monkey bars like a champ, you are swimming great and you lost your two front teeth! You are awesome!
Dear Facebook Messenger, Seems as though no one likes you huh? I downloaded you though and you work fine. It seems most of the reasons people dislike you turned out not to be true, but even if some are I don’t know that Facebook and Privacy really go hand in hand anyway do they?
Dear My Old Mail Lady, I miss you. It takes two guys to do your job and frankily they still can’t live up to you. Sure you missed a few days of delivering mail here and there for whatever reason, but I now realize how good we had it. Come back!
Dear Oreo O’s, There is a strong possibility that we will be reunited soon. Someone might just be headed to Korea soon and I am so excited!
Dear Me, Not every light has a motion detector, so stop walking into rooms and then standing there in the dark wondering what’s up. Just use the light switch.
Dear Bedtime, You didn’t work so well last night. Oh well, there is always tonight. Or tomorrow.
