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Dear National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, You never get old. Ever.
Dear Target, A free icee or JamboGO or soda every time I visit your store because I have a red card? I’m down for that.
Dear My Cough, I am so glad you are going away. So glad.
Dear Me, Don’t wait so long to get a prescription next time.
Dear Instgram Husband, LOL. I’ll admit, I had wondered who takes all those OOTD pictures?
Dear Michigan, Can we get some more snow already? It’s December and what do we have? 60 degree weather this weekend. Come on. That’s flip-flop weather.
Dear White Couches, You don’t get as dirty as I was expecting you to, but wow, you sure do get covered with lint. Wow.
Dear The Remote for the TV in my Bedroom, Where are you? No. Seriously. Where. Are. You? And why can’t I change the channel without you? It’s driving me nuts.
Dear Telemarketers, I don’t understand how you can continue to call my cell phone? No, I don’t want an extended warranty on a lease car I no longer have and I certainly don’t want an amazing opportunity to take an all expenses paid trip to Florida. Sorry.
