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Bitchy Box is a monthly subscription box that offers Angry Vajayjay Survival Kits for that time of the month. Boxes are filled with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks and handpicked gifts and are aimed to conquer your cravings as you ride the crimson wave towards cramps of disaster. Subscription cycles range from light, medium, and heavy (3, 6, or 12-month) flows.

Bitchy Box
Cost: $22/month (3-month minimum purchase)
Ships To: United States.
Coupon Code: N/A

Disclosure: This complimentary box was received for review purposes. All opinions are my own, and no compensation was received.

Bitchy Box ships on a monthly basis via USPS. The “Angry Vajayjay Survival Kit” arrived wrapped on plain brown paper, which I liked. You may be okay with getting that box in the mail, but you may not want your neighbors to see if. However, they mention on their website that they are NOT PC and note that “If you are offended by “dirty words” we might not be the subscription box for you!“.

The last review box I received from them didn’t have an information card, but this one did! It had product information plus some fun “Bitchin’ In the Kitchen” recipes like O+ Blood Punch and Redrum Bars. LOL! The March 2017 Bitchy Box included the following items:

~Harebrained “Crime Scene” Period Panties ($9): Subscribers will either receive the “Crime Scene” panties or the “Period Panties” Coloring Book.  Ha!  These cracked me up when I opened the box and I think it’s a known fact that everyone has “period panties” in their drawer anyway.  These are just a little more obvious than most ;).

~Goodwipes Cleansing Wipe for Down There ($8.99): As you can see, there was a ton of these!  It’ a full box of 30, but I am guessing that the original packaging didn’t fit in the Bitchy Box box.  These are pretty self-explanatory.  They prevent unpleasant odors and wipe away unwanted bacteria.  The packaging says they are flushable, but I don’t know that I would try it!

~Albanese Drak Chocolate Raspberry Jellies (~$5): These have a dark chocolate shell with a raspberry (red) center.  I am pretty sure they selected these because of the red filling and that cracked me up.  The packaging they had them in also cracked me up.  Check out the “Evidence” bag!

~yumbitz indulge Soft Baked Mini Double Chocolate Fudge Cookies ($3): These are Michigan made (Bitchy Box is also a Michigan company) and are so good!  They have popped up in a few boxes here and there and I am always happy to get them!

All totaled the March 2017 Bitchy Box had a value of $25.99.  This box for sure isn’t for everyone, but I always get a kick out of it.

What do you think of Bitchy Box?   If you are interested in ordering you can find out more here.