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Dear The Easter Bunny, You need to get your act together and get those baskets together! Easter is in two days! Geez.
Dear Facebook, Seriously, these suggested groups? I don’t know what I do on Facebook that makes you think I need to join some of these.
Dear B, I love when you text me on your way home from work and ask if I want Starbucks. You are the best.
Dear The Kids, I am so glad you didn’t have school today so we could sleep in!
Dear Balloon Artists, I am blown away by your creations. I feel like this is an underrated skill. Why isn’t there a balloon art competition show on tv? I’d watch that.
Dear Facebook, Wait. I think I know why you suggest all of these groups for me after all. Because I google whatever comes into my head – like “amazing balloon art” and that makes you think I want to be in a group about it.
Dear Weight Watchers, Come Monday I will be back on track. I swear!