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Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for “snarky individuals and cynical assholes.” They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.
Smartass and Sass
Cost: $41.90/month ($34.95 + $6.96 S/H)
Ships To: United States.
Coupon Code: N/A
Smartass and Sass ships via USPS around the 20th of the month.
This box isn’t for everyone, but I get a kick out of it.
The July 2017 “I Can’t Even” Smartass and Sass box included the following items:
~Excuses and Lies for All Occasions Book by Knock Knock ($7.95): Reading thru some of the excuses in here cracked me up. According to the product website, Scientists have proved that everyone lies, so “the question isn’t whether to lie, it’s how.” HA!!! This book will keep you stocked up on fresh ways to do just that!
~Sweet Perversion “I Hate Pants” Motel Keychain ($5.50): I do hate pants. I like leggings (which people say aren’t pants), but if they have a zipper/buttons I am out! I’m all about this retro style keychain too!
~We Hate Everything Together Magnet by six by 6 Arts ($5): This magnet is 3″ x 2.75″ and is made from USA sourced maple wood. It’s designed for couples (or roommates) who are on the same page with their “hates.”
~The Struggle Is Real Corkscrew by About Face Designs ($6.50): The struggle is real. Wine usually helps though, and this corkscrew will help make it happen quickly for you. It’s easy to use, and in addition to a corkscrew, it has a bottle opener (always handy to have on hand).
~Some People…Zippered Pouch by Smartass & Sass ($12): This one takes it a tad far, but I may have felt like this a time or two. The pouch is a sturdy canvas and has a zippered pouch. It’d make a nice makeup bag or would work to store some of your office supplies/planner goodies.
~As If Ceramic Dish by About Face Designs ($6.50): I need a new trinket dish and I think this “As If” one is perfect. As If I don’t need a cute new place to put my rings!
~I Can’t Adult Today Koozie by Smartass & Sass ($5): LOL! Smart Ass & Sass knows this is some I feel some days! I’ve been using some Yeti-type can coolers (which are amazing BTW), but am happy to add this one into the mix. Plus it’s green and white, which are MSU colors! GO STATE!!!
All totaled the July 2017 Smartass and Sass had a value of $50.50. Not a huge value, but the box was fun! They commit to supporting small businesses, and that includes paying fair prices for products they include in their boxes. I respect that and understand why the values aren’t high.
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