Friday’s Letters

Dear Lamp Shade in My Backyard, Why? How did you get here? Isn't someone missing you? I hope they come…

Dear Unroll.me, Why, all of a sudden, is my inbox brimming with e-mails I thought I un-enrolled from? What gives?…

Dear B, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I know I didn't plan anything or get you a card (like you care), but know…

Dear PopSugar, Thank you for not making us wait for those April 2014 Must Have Box spoilers. I was getting…

Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn't you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now…

Dear Michigan State, Thank you for not making that game even close yesterday. I am not quite ready to be…

Dear Verizon, Guess what? I can't cash that $0.25 check you sent me. The ATM spits it back out at…

Dear Taco Bell, That breakfast taco? No, just no. I cannot even. My stomach hurt just looking at it. Dear…

Dear Snowboard & Ski Cross, You two are my new favorite Olympic sports. At any second, every single person in…

Dear Cookie Dough Oreo's, Where are you little buggers hiding? Not at Target or Kroger that's for sure. I'll find…