Letters

Fridays Letters

Dear B, When I bought "Where the Wild Things Are" on DVD the other day, it was NOT an invitation…

Dear People I am Related to Who Are in Vegas, I am so jealous. So are my kids. L wants…

Dear Lady at Salad Place, My baby is not "tiny", but thanks for throwing in your two cents in on…

Dear Buddy, We weren't sure who was ruining our flower beds and didn't want to accuse anyone without proof. Until…

Dear Plum District, I've never ordered anything from you before and you better not disappoint me with these Twistabands. Dear…

Dear USPS, Your online tracking system sucks. My packages could be anywhere. Get with it. Dear Craigslist, I wish there were…

Dear Health Care Provider, That bill you sent me from January 2011 from $10.99? Yeah, I won't be paying that.…

Dear Caroline Manzo, I think you are a nasty nasty b*tch. The more you talk crap about other people, the worse…

Dear Lady at Target, I heard you telling your kids it was to early for a frozen coke. Now maybe…

Dear Basement Thanks for flooding. B and I were looking for something to do and cleaning up water was perfect!…