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It looks like I am not the only one who googles crazy things. These are all google searches that landed people on my blog:

Why does this guy annoy me? Hmm, that is a good question, googler. Probably because he you don’t really like him? I think it’s maybe time that you two break up. There are lots of guys out there that won’t annoy you.

Suburban moms using cocaine. This one had me stumped. Do a lot of suburban moms use cocaine? Where do they live? I’m guessing this isn’t happening around here because I don’t know any.  I am not sure what the googler was looking for here exactly?  A list of names with contact information?  Also, why am I using so many question marks?  So many things to ponder.

crack suburban mom It’s official. Suburban moms do use cocaine. Or crack as the case may be. Remember kids, like Whitney Houston said (and she would know), crack is whack. Wait, Whitney Houston would fall in the the category of a suburban mom using cocaine / crack.  As would Brooke Mueller.  I just thought of two right off the top of my head.  There are surely many more out there.

Vegas trip with mom where to stay Well, I since you are asking, I would probably suggest something that is classic Vegas. Like the Bellegio. Or Caesars.  Or the Mirage.  Or even the Venetian. Just a guess, but I bet your mom isn’t into the hot new club in Vegas or the European pools.  Although, Caesars does have one in case she is.

Stuff that drives me crazy on a daily basis. Well lots of things drive me crazy on a daily basis, but I know what they are and do not need google to tell me.  It really drives me crazy when I am trying to think of a movie title or something and have to google everything I know about the movie in order to find it.  And then I usually still can’t find it. That really drives me crazy!

Keep googling people.  These searches always make me laugh!