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Okay, so WTF did Cindy Crawford do to her face? Any why? She was so so stunning. And was aging beautifully. I hope whatever she did goes away soon and isn’t permanent. Seriously, she doesn’t even look like the same person.
I caught up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night on my DVR. What a fabulous show. I feel a bit dumber after I watch, but it’s totally worth it. I was cracking up when Brandi said “I was so afraid to fly that I used to roofie myself. It was awesome!”. Really Brandi? That Xnanx / Alcohol combo she had going on seemed like it was pretty awesome too! She was bombed. And Lisa, I always crack up when she is on-screen. She just tells it like it is. “Brandi’s, like, out of control. I actually think the gas tank in her brain is running on empty right now.” And I sure did love me some Mauricio in Hawaii. I would have gotten on that plane with him without even a second thought ;).
Jersey Shore was back on last night! Not too much drama (there never seems to be on the first night), with the exception of Snooki / Mike / The Game. Snooki totally hooked up with Mike. I don’t even think that’s up for debate. Does she think Jionni doesn’t watch the show and won’t see all the discussions? Come clean Snooki. Jionni will be mad for like a day and will get over it, just like every other time. Why he is still with her, I have no clue. He seems like a nice guido juicehead, but clearly likes looking like a fool on tv. It was good to see my man PaulyD back on my screen too. I can’t believe he hooked up with Ryder though. Hopefully this season brings tons of drama and fighting and hook-ups. And lots of Ron Ron Juice. I have to believe that stuff is yummy. And potent.
Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel really engaged or is this just an US Weekly rumor? This makes me a bit sad as I always held out hope Britney and Justin would end up back together. Unrealistic, yes? But a girl can dream! Oh, and I also want Nick and Jessica back together. Sometimes (when B is out of town and L has gone to bed), I will throw in my old Newlyweds DVDs. I loved that show. The first few seasons were the best. Those were the good old days!