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I’m being naughty and doing Friday Letters on Thursday…..
Dear Health Care Provider, chances of me paying that bill you sent me from over a year ago are slim to NONE. Maybe if you billed the correct insurance company in the first place, you’d have your money by now. Dear B, when I asked you the other day to watch L so that I could get a few things done around the house, I didn’t mean for you to go to the neighbors house and get drunk while his wife watched L (*). Dear Facebook, thank you for having the “Hide” button. Without you I’d be so annoyed. Dear Alessandro (from the Bachelorette), you are a complete a-hole. And an idiot. Dear Emily (aka the Bachelorette), I hope you get to keep your wardrobe from the show. I’m pretty sure that your outfits are better than most of the dudes on that show. Dear Casino, oh how I miss you. Let’s get together soon okay? Dear Neighbors, now that you have the slide installed in the pool, I am more serious than ever about coming over. Dear Contests, I promise to enter you more if you promise to let me win something amazing. Dear Pretzel M&M’s, as sad as it is, it is time for us to say good-bye. For now. I will miss you. Dear Mr. Plumber Man (who I have never met) thank you for allowing me to mail a check to you instead of making me drive out to my rental property. You are a nice man. And finally, Dear Fro-Yo Place (by my house), I am so glad you are finally open. I have been waiting for this for years.
(*) In all fairness, L was playing with her son and they probably really didn’t need to be watched.
HA @ B! ..That is so my husband if I asked him to do the same.
I agree on the HIDE button. I love my friends, but some of them are just too much on Facebook. Just click hide and they are gone. Something interesting happens? I can still go check it out! It beats the drama that would ensue from me deleting them. Haha.
I think J and B would get a long juuust fine!
Your letter to your hubs is too funny. 🙂 I’m very jealous that you have a fro-yo place by your house. There are still none really by me, which makes me incredibly sad.
I am laughing out loud about the slide and pool! My neighbors have invited us, but there is no slide…soo.. Check out my letters today too! I am your newest follower.
AHHH, alessandro……what a douche! glad you agree! and so funny, I also got a bill because my doctor billed the wrong insurance, but they also waited 60 days before their allotted time to bill the insurance! so annoying! loved your letters, thanks for linking up!
xo,
ashley