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I’d ask my husband to play, but he’s out of of town. So I am going to answer like I am him.

1. Is it normal for 2 men to hug?
Maybe a man hug, but not a total hug. A man hug is when you shake hands and then hug with the free arm at the same time. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen B actually hug another man and probably never will. So I am going with no.

2. Is it normal to gag on your toothbrush while brushing?
B would say this is normal for me (when I am pregnant anyways). But it’s not normal for him. I think B is one of the rare creatures who actually enjoys brushing their teeth. He has a fancy dentists office toothbrush, he flosses, etc. So no, he doesn’t think gagging on it is normal. How far do people stick their toothbrushes down their throats anyways? This seems weird.

3. Is it normal wear the same bra daily?
I’m not sure what B’s answer would be on this one. I am guessing he’d say this is normal? I don’t think he has ever really thought about this question at all. Ever?

4. Is it normal for grown women to frequently use the words “like” or “um” while speaking?
Again, I am not sure what B’s answer to this would be since I don’t think he even listens half the timw? Just kidding B! I would say he thinks this is normal. And it is since everyone, not just women, say this all the time. Normal, yes. Annoying, also yes.

5. Is it normal eat cake batter/dough?
Totally normal. B eats it all the time when I bake. He loves it. Who doesn’t love cookie dough and cake batter? I thought everyone did? And don’t go all raw egg safety on me! I don’t care.

6. Is it normal to go “commando” in public/at work?
Umm, no. But I bet B wishes it were.

7. Is it normal to have long toenails?
This is NOT normal and anyone who thinks it is should be asked to leave the country immediately. So gross. Please, who thinks this is normal? If your toenails curl under when you put socks on, you have an issue. I almost vomited just typing that.

8. Is it normal to try on an article of clothing in the middle of the store?
This is totally B. He does it all the time. Considering that he rarely wears shirts anyways, what does he care if half the store sees it? Also, he doesn’t ever fear that the shirt will make him look fat, stupid, etc. so he doesn’t care if anyone sees. He doesn’t try pants on in the middle of the store, although, I bet he would.

9. Is it to tell someone to be quiet or “shhhh” someone in a quiet setting? ie. church, movie theater, meeting, etc.
This is totally normal for B. He doesn’t say it directly, but he’ll loudly make a rude comment about the noise level or whatever. Just loud enough so that the person can hear him. Nothing like being passive aggressive, huh?

10. It it normal to change clothes multiple times before leaving the house?
I’d say no. Again B looks good in almost everything, o it’s more of a matter of the original selection than anything else. You it takes 5x you think it will to leave the house with 3, I am screwed.