Friday’s Letters

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Dear Health Care Provider, That bill you sent me from January 2011 from $10.99?  Yeah, I won’t be paying that.  How about you get your act together and get your bills out earlier?  I don’t even know what service I received 18 MONTHS AGO?  Really, 18 months ago?  Come on.  Dear Kristen Stewart, I’ve never liked you.  Maybe it’s your expressionless face?  Or your smug attitude?  I could care less you cheated on your boyfriend, so stop talking about it.  Just STOP.  Dear Target, Stop selling out of things.  By the time I realize I want it, it’s gone ;(.  Dear Casino, I miss you already.  Like really, I do.  My mom says I can come back and visit you soon though ;).  Dear L, You are hysterical.  Hysterical. Seriously.  Are all 4 year olds this funny?  What’s better is that it’s not intentional.  Dear W, I don’t know what it is about your bouncy seat, but every time I put you in there you go buck wild.  You kick and kick and kick like crazy.  In a good way though. Dear B, While I would also like to know how fast Buddy runs (he’s FAST), I’m not sure we should ask our neighborhood policemen to clock him on their radar guns next time they are in the neighborhood. They kinda maybe have other things to do.  Dear Lady at the Warrior Dash, Thank you for informing me that my baby should have sunscreen(*) on.  I had no clue that it was necessary.  What would I do without people like you?

(*) In case you are wondering, he did.

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This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. April

    And again I wrote a long comment and your blog hates me! Anyways! I said I hate Kristen Stewart, too. I don’t see how anyone finds her appealing on any level. And thank the lord for the lady at the Warrior Dash! What wisdom!

    1. Jennifer

      I know! Whew, without her my children would be lobsters!!!!

  2. Lizzy

    I’m horrified by some things other moms say! I was with my 21 month old son at the playground last week. It was about 930am and already very hot and sunny. I was putting some sunblock on my son’s face while he was being cooperative and some chick went out of her way to tell me that she doesn’t put sunblock on her kids until after 10am. I just stared at her.

  3. nicholl

    Can’t stand Kristen either! She is so awkward!

    Happy Friday! Drop by and say hello!

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