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Dear L, When you have a cold, screaming and crying about it is not going to make your runny nose better. In fact, it’s going to make it worse. The sooner you learn this, the better it will be for everyone.
Dear Lady, Thank you for continuing to call WB a “tiny little girl” even after I corrected you and said he was a boy. Now WB’s all pissed off and thinks I dress him like a girl. See you later cute striped pants.
Dear People, If we are out in public and you hear L mention the “CPS guy” rest assured he is NOT talking about child protective services and in fact, really means the UPS guy. So when he yells “I HOPE THE CPS GUY COMES TODAY”, he really just wants the UPS man to bring us packages.
Dear Buddy, Thank you for being such a good BFF partner in crime to L. And thank you for not going crazy yesterday when you got a bath. Since you were COVERED in mud, I think maybe you knew you needed it?
Dear Photographer, I am dying to see the pictures from the boys outside pictures. I know there are a zillion good ones of L (that kids got it) and maybe one good one of the two of them. But I want to SEE. I understand the process is slow because WB was so pissed and it takes a long time to edit his face in every single picture. But how about a sneak peek??
Dear WB, You get crazier every single day. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if you figured out a way to escape your crib one night. I was hoping you’d stay in your crib longer than L did, but clearly the joke is on me.
Dear Amanda, Using ebates (*) is not too much work! It’s free money missy! If I didn’t know better, I’d think you won the Powerball.
Dear Me, You did not win the Powerball. So those Gucci boots? NOT happening.
(*) If you sign up for ebates and make a purchase I get a little cash. IF enough of you sign up and I can buy L a train to put around the tree (he’d BE THRILLED), I will return the favor and do a super duper fun giveaway 😉
LMAO. I feel so special! (But still not convinced.) (And still not a millionaire, alas.)
Love the CPS guy! HAHA!
OMG, lol, I almost spit my coffee all over my monitor when reading about the “CPS Guy!” L cracks me up, I love reading about the things he says and comes up with! I especially love reading about little WB too!
Good news: I signed up for ebates last night before ordering on Sephora using a deal from slickdeals. Bad news: I was so proud of myself but I forgot to use your link as a referral. Feel guilty.
It’s okay! I am proud of you anyways!!!!!!